March 9, 2007

Uncle Tomahawk 12

15 comments:

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

Whatever did those "primitive" Indians do before White People invented potties?

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

Wow, so THAT'S what frybread looks like, I do like these picture books!

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"... and always trace your own white ancestry to an obscure but real Indian, whether you can prove it or not doesn't really matter..."

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"Generican Indian Rule #1: Indians all must be stoic warriors to be accepted by Hollywood standards, regardless of what Indians themselves think"

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"... just say you were born a "Portillo" along the border of Mexico, and then claim an obscure Comanche lineage, you know, lie ..."

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"... if you're white manhood is in doubt, just repeat this phrase 10 times: "I will not fantasize about Rudy, I will not fantasize about Rudy..."

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"... if God intended Indians to be equal to whites, he would've made them white ..."

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"you think like a white, you look like a white, you act like a white. So remember, PLASTIC SURGERY is your only hope of succeeding, but avoid the Michael Jackson look at all cost"

The_Editrix said...

SittingDuck: Lack of physical exercise and denied feelings of hatred are among the most frequent causes for constipation.

The_Editrix said...

SittingDuck: Sorry, but the speed at which I produce shit doesn't allow for any different seating.

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

"Generican Indian Rule #2: America is genuinely multicultural, so be sure to scream ‘white supremacy’ at every opportunity, in order to be a notable fake warrior"

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

I wonder if Rudy uses a training potty too?

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

I wish all those commies could see me now, on the great white throne of power!

BRENT MICHAEL DAVIDS said...

Phew, my shit really DOES stink.

The_Editrix said...

SittingDuck: But it is BROWN!
Waah!
Why can't it be WHITE???